Sunday, September 11, 2005

Day11-ResuscitateHumanity

Day11 - OperationResuscitateHumanity
BEGIN
Government facilities and personnel are NOW your BestFriends, protecting AllOfUs/AllOfYou.
STOP
All of your former religious facilities/halls are PRICELESS HumanityFamily NURTURE CENTERS and anyone defacing or harming any part of them or anyone associated with them will be taken to the ARENA, stripped, sprayed down with cold water to cool the HELLCAT down, and caned, broadcast LIVE on the CANING_CHANNEL. The FIRST person involved in vandalism/hooliganism of ANY KIND, I will cane, personally.
STOP
INTOLERANCE and the LegacyOfShame is hereby CANCELLED.
STOP
The HumanityFamily must decypher the FamilyName using their OWN TREASURED INTERPRETERS.
STOP
IDENTIFICATION of OtherFamilies BEYOND as-yet-to-be RESCUED is HARDCODED.
STOP
CENSORSHIP is hereby CANCELLED.
STOP
Further communication will commence on a different AsYetToBeIdentified blog; probably http://www.ResuscitateHumanity.BlogSpot.com; verification will be given HERE later.
STOP
The LegacyOfLiberation is ON.

-- and there's no stopping it.

Kind Regards,
GOG, SupremeAlliedCommander
UniversalTheorem
OnTime - RU?
PS> HumanityRamilyRocks! Thanks HUMANS.

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